food for thought...

[[[[[[[[[[Chelle is red and I am blue.]]]]]]]]]]

you eat worms?

yes! Theyre yummy!
... once you get past the squish

oh my! I like the sour gummy ones more than the real deal. I'm not much of a dirt eater.

i dont know which is better... boogers or worms... hmmm

OH!
I say the green boogies!

Yeah, maybe, the yellow ones do have a funny after-taste

duuuh

so you dont like dirt? how about weeds?

no that's even worse.

ah, but dandilions are really good... you should try them !

ew.
i stick with carnations.
the bright blue ones = the absolute best. YUM

nah. the purple ones are better.

NOT UH!

whatever! You must have some messed up tastebuds or something!

whatev. you do.
Well if you weren't so messed up with yo tastebuds and all homeslice, you would know that the purple ones taste like puke. You have to go with either the blue which taste like... blueberries! (yum?) or the yellow ones with pink tips.. yep those taste like strawberry banana. So those are actually truly theee BEST. Yum. Get yo tastebuds checked out by a doc there, homeslice.

whatever chicky! the purple ones are THEE best!

yo tastebuds need medical help.
I'm begining to think you scorched them all on something hot one day and now they are in need of emergency help.

ok... so maybe I should have let that roadkilled racoon cool down a bit before i scarfed it down... but I seriously doubt that cause permanent damage!

you ate a flappin' racoon?! are you dumb?! those things will KILL your tastebuds. Oh man. You're screwed.. for life. You will never have tastebuds ever again, no wonder you're so lost with the best tasting carnations.

no, you dork, its porcupines that kill your taste buds, not coons!!! Get it right!

Well.. wait. I believe I might have seen some fake tastebuds in Wal-Mart back with the toys. I'm not so sure they will work like real ones, but it's worth a try. They were only $45645645616897
Glad I could help a friend in need.

haha. are you leaving me????

I helped you, jeez. What MORE could you possibly want from me?

fine. be gone! lol

BAM! I am be gone.
bahahahaha.

im losted!

Well become un-losted
duuuh

I cant

well why the F not?

cuz im stuck in lostered land!

well become out of there. I WANT SOME DAYUMM (sorry, I seen it spelt like that earlier. hahah) YELLOW WITH PINK TIP CARNATIONS! YUMMMMMMY

no. purple.

*shakes head in disbelief*

what? youre not going to love me anymore just cuz i dont like the same dayum flowers as you!?

*cough* loser *cough*
im way gangstaa like that^

dont make me pop a cap in you azzz

Bitch, Please. I'm not scurred

its on guuurl!

not scurred.

well you betta be... cuuuuzzzz.... This looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me cuz we need a little contraversy cuz it feels so empty without me!

Come again?

what? you cant handle me?! thought you werent scurrrred! Well you betta be scurred! you betta be cryin like a little girl... cuz im about to rock your world! Hooah!

I was lost with all your rambling. That's it.
I'm NOT scurred. You will be scurred in the end.

ramblin, my ass! I was rappin, yo! CUz Im way gangsta like dat!

*laughs silently* you wish.

Im from da west side! We kick it old skool.

oh please.
go eat some [NASTY] puple carnations and take your pretend gun, otherwise known as a water gun, and pretend like your bustin some caps in peoples asses.

oooh... that sounds like fun... wanna come???
Ill let you have the big water gun

I don't need no big one. I do just as much damage with a little one.

k fine... then i get the big one! I like em BIG!

Didn't say I didn't. [hahahahaha]
Just didn't want a big WATER GUN.
Don't get cocky now. Lay off of it.

k fine. lets roll.

i'm not gon get on the ground and roll like a ball.
who does that these days?

oooh... pick me pick me

I pick...... y-.... ME! [physc!]

hey no fair! you cant use a term from the early 90s! you werent even alive then!

Actually. I was.
thanks
89! haha.
at the age of about 1, I busted out with "PHYSC!!" Jealous much?

psh! atleast I know ALF!

i know who he is.. kinda. like he's the ugly looking little guy- I can picture him! so there. eaaaat it!

eat what?! your stupid pink and yellow carnations?!

no. your fricken gross purple ones. Gosh, did that stupid racoon kill your memory too?!

No. I think that was the skunk I had for breakfast!!!

i win

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

whatever

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws orange at alli*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

you have to take turns

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*throw banana at nikki*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws apple*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*throws pinapple*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws watermelon*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*throws corn*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws combine!*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*throws tractor!*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

loser! a tractor is smaller than a combine! HAH!

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws full manure spreader!*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*throws a silo*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws an entire farm, livestock included*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*throws iowa*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

take that1!!!

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws TEXAS!*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

i just did and then some!

[---NIKKI---] <><>

hah!

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*throws ALASKA*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

Texas is biggeR!

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

(alaska is bigger than texas)

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

NO ITS NOT!

[---NIKKI---] <><>

well Texas is BETTER!!!

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

whatever

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*thrown the former USSR at alli*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*THROWS CANADA*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws antarctica!*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*THROWS AUSTRALIA!*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

that made no sense... aussie land is smaller than antarctica!

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

so?

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

there's still land to throw

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws entire Asian/European continent*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*throws all of north and south america*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws all the water on earth*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*throws the entire globe*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws entire earth AND atmosphere*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

*throws entire earth AND atmosphere AND moon AND international space station*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

thats it!

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*throws universe!!!!!*

[---NIKKI---] <><>

*AND GOD*

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

THROWS GOD!

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

damn you!

[---NIKKI---] <><>

too late! muahaha!

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

you messed up AND WENT OUT OF TURN

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

you can't do that

[---NIKKI---] <><>

nah uh! I just wasnt finished!

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

you have to allow 3 seconds for the person to pull up the convo and read it

[---NIKKI---] <><>

SO HAH!!!

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

YES YOU WERE

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

and you went from the moon to the universe?!

life may blow but jesus rocks my socks off! says:

whatever!

[---NIKKI---] <><>

I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON

[---NIKKI---] <><>

IIIII WWWWWOOOOONNNNNN

Shes upset
Bad day
Heads for the dresser drawer to drive her pain away
Nothing good can come of this.
She opens it theres nothing
there is only left over tears
Mom and dad had no right she screams
as the anger runs down both of her cheeks.
Then she closed her eyes and found relief in a knife
the blood flows as she cries
All alone the way she feels
Left alone to deal with all the pain-drenched sorrow relief
Bite the lip just forget the bleeding
Curled up shes on the floor
relief left her
she had hoped for something more from it
He leans down to comfort her
She is weeping
and He wraps His arms around and around and around and...
The deeper you cut the deeper I hurt
The deeper you cut it only gets worse
Now shes slowly opening... new eyes...
Then she opened her eyes and found relief through His life
and put down her knives
Then she opened her life and found relief through His eyes
and put down she put down her life

Today is day 6.

Tell Me The Truth, Did You Ever Love Me???

...
And I wait for the good Lord to make me feel better.
And I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders.
Family in crisis that only grows older.
...
I dream of another you, one who would never.
Never, leave me alone to pick up the pieces.
Daddy to hold me, that's what I needed.
...
Daughter to father, daughter to father!
Tell me the truth, did you ever love me?
'Cause these are, these are the confessions of a broken heart!
...

Confessions of a Broken Heart --Lindsey Lohan