food for thought...

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you eat worms?

yes! Theyre yummy!
... once you get past the squish

oh my! I like the sour gummy ones more than the real deal. I'm not much of a dirt eater.

i dont know which is better... boogers or worms... hmmm

OH!
I say the green boogies!

Yeah, maybe, the yellow ones do have a funny after-taste

duuuh

so you dont like dirt? how about weeds?

no that's even worse.

ah, but dandilions are really good... you should try them !

ew.
i stick with carnations.
the bright blue ones = the absolute best. YUM

nah. the purple ones are better.

NOT UH!

whatever! You must have some messed up tastebuds or something!

whatev. you do.
Well if you weren't so messed up with yo tastebuds and all homeslice, you would know that the purple ones taste like puke. You have to go with either the blue which taste like... blueberries! (yum?) or the yellow ones with pink tips.. yep those taste like strawberry banana. So those are actually truly theee BEST. Yum. Get yo tastebuds checked out by a doc there, homeslice.

whatever chicky! the purple ones are THEE best!

yo tastebuds need medical help.
I'm begining to think you scorched them all on something hot one day and now they are in need of emergency help.

ok... so maybe I should have let that roadkilled racoon cool down a bit before i scarfed it down... but I seriously doubt that cause permanent damage!

you ate a flappin' racoon?! are you dumb?! those things will KILL your tastebuds. Oh man. You're screwed.. for life. You will never have tastebuds ever again, no wonder you're so lost with the best tasting carnations.

no, you dork, its porcupines that kill your taste buds, not coons!!! Get it right!

Well.. wait. I believe I might have seen some fake tastebuds in Wal-Mart back with the toys. I'm not so sure they will work like real ones, but it's worth a try. They were only $45645645616897
Glad I could help a friend in need.

haha. are you leaving me????

I helped you, jeez. What MORE could you possibly want from me?

fine. be gone! lol

BAM! I am be gone.
bahahahaha.

im losted!

Well become un-losted
duuuh

I cant

well why the F not?

cuz im stuck in lostered land!

well become out of there. I WANT SOME DAYUMM (sorry, I seen it spelt like that earlier. hahah) YELLOW WITH PINK TIP CARNATIONS! YUMMMMMMY

no. purple.

*shakes head in disbelief*

what? youre not going to love me anymore just cuz i dont like the same dayum flowers as you!?

*cough* loser *cough*
im way gangstaa like that^

dont make me pop a cap in you azzz

Bitch, Please. I'm not scurred

its on guuurl!

not scurred.

well you betta be... cuuuuzzzz.... This looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me cuz we need a little contraversy cuz it feels so empty without me!

Come again?

what? you cant handle me?! thought you werent scurrrred! Well you betta be scurred! you betta be cryin like a little girl... cuz im about to rock your world! Hooah!

I was lost with all your rambling. That's it.
I'm NOT scurred. You will be scurred in the end.

ramblin, my ass! I was rappin, yo! CUz Im way gangsta like dat!

*laughs silently* you wish.

Im from da west side! We kick it old skool.

oh please.
go eat some [NASTY] puple carnations and take your pretend gun, otherwise known as a water gun, and pretend like your bustin some caps in peoples asses.

oooh... that sounds like fun... wanna come???
Ill let you have the big water gun

I don't need no big one. I do just as much damage with a little one.

k fine... then i get the big one! I like em BIG!

Didn't say I didn't. [hahahahaha]
Just didn't want a big WATER GUN.
Don't get cocky now. Lay off of it.

k fine. lets roll.

i'm not gon get on the ground and roll like a ball.
who does that these days?

oooh... pick me pick me

I pick...... y-.... ME! [physc!]

hey no fair! you cant use a term from the early 90s! you werent even alive then!

Actually. I was.
thanks
89! haha.
at the age of about 1, I busted out with "PHYSC!!" Jealous much?

psh! atleast I know ALF!

i know who he is.. kinda. like he's the ugly looking little guy- I can picture him! so there. eaaaat it!

eat what?! your stupid pink and yellow carnations?!

no. your fricken gross purple ones. Gosh, did that stupid racoon kill your memory too?!

No. I think that was the skunk I had for breakfast!!!